Will someone please come rescue me? Plllleeeehheehheehheeease? It is cold! Whoops! No sorry let me rephrase that. IT IS COLD AND I AM GOING TO DIE! Okay, maybe not die, but something pretty darn well close to it!
I AM COLD! I AM FREEZING! I WANT SUMMER!!!!! I KNOW I WHINED ABOUT THE HEAT A LOT, AND YES I WILL WHINE ABOUT IT SOME MORE THIS YEAR, BUT AT THE PRESENT I AM GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY FOR IT! BRRR! WHOOO! COLD FLOOR! COLD FLOOR! MAKE IT I AM GOING TO GET IN THE BED UNDERNEATH THE COVERS AND PRAY FOR IT! IF I DON'T POST SOON DON'T WORRY, I JUST FROZE IN PLACE. I WILL THAW OUT SOON. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even cry about it being cold. My tears would freeze! I am in leggings, covered by jeans, with a t-shirt, jacket, and a coat on. Oh yeah and did I mention I am in the house. Mom says "It is only 40 degrees!". Oh! Okay Mom! It is only 40 degrees. You hear that everyone? It is only 40 FRICKIN DEGREES OUTSIDE! OH MY GOSH LETS GO PUT ON OUR BATHING SUITS, SPRAY OURSELVES WITH COLD WATER, AND RUN AROUND OUTSIDE SINGING "OH YEAH! IT IS ONLY 40 DEGREES! YEAH! WHOO-HOO AREN'T WE LUCKY?"
No dear friends I think not. I am staying in my coat. I am staying in my jacket, and I am staying in my double layer pants. And guess what? The one and only time I will be stepping out of them is to get in my bed with the electric blanket on it. And if, dear friends, when I wake up it is not above 40, I am STAYING IN BED TILL IT DARN WELL GETS THAT WAY!!
EDIT: 8:00 AM Thursday, January 12th 2012
Guess who Mom pulled out of bed this morning? Guess what? It is NOT above 40.BLAH!